Simple Chinese Kong Fu Tutorial (Quick Version)

1. Work Out
   
   
   
2. Enhance Flexibility
   
   
   
3. Think Some Hard Pose To Show Your Flexibility
   
   
   
4. Take Photos With Nice Background & Post Some Online
   
   
   
5. Now Real Masters Will Come To Challenge You (Maybe With Weapons)
   
   
   
6. Since You Really Want To Do No.4, Practice Hard Before No.5 Scenario Comes True
   
   
   
7. However, It Is Not Good To Practice With Mirrors
   
   
   
8. If Possible, Practise With Sexy Girls
   
   
   
9. Otherwise, Practise With Dummies
   
   
   
10. Never Expect The Following Case
    
    
    
11. Keep An Eye On The Following Case
    
    
    
12. The End, Good Luck (Alternatively, You Should Have Started Long Time Ago.)