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LuBBsian Rhapsody

Date: Thursday, 11 May, 1995 - 10:37 PM
From: THE ATOMIC PUNK
Subject: The DEFINITIVE lyrics....
Edited By: THE ATOMIC PUNK
Edited By: THE ATOMIC PUNK

[Edited cos I missed a bit...]
There is ONLY one true set of lyrics for this song, and these are they....
:)

Lubbsian Rhapspoddy

Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a LAN-slide
No [ESC] to reality

Open your terms, look up to the ttys and C
I'm just a poor spod, cannot afford PC
because I'm

Logging on, logging off, little message, lot of spods
Anyhow the system load, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a spod
Sent a page that he had read
Changed my IP , now he's dead

Mama, he had just logged on
But now I've gone and kicked him all away

Mama, oooh
Didn't mean to say that rules
If I'm not on again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
Cause I've probably been LIMBOd

Too late, my time has come
5 minutes please logout, my message counts in doubt
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta logout now, but I'll be back in 3...

Mama, oooh
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wished I'd never logged on at all



I see a little sillouhetto of a Chuck,
Log him off, log him off,
Or make him Read-Only.
Thunderbolt and Lionel, very very frightening me.
Physics Basement!(Physics Basement)
Physics Basement!(Physics Basement)
MACS are sloooowww

He's is the sysop,
You're just on messages,
We are on messages,
DRAX is the sysop.
Spare me from LIFE, it's a monstrosity.
Logging on, spodding on,
Never logging out,
CC Bin room!
No! We will not let you in,
Let me in!!
CC Bin room!
No!We will not let you in,
Let me in!!
CC Bin room!
No!We will not let you in,
Will not let you in..
Will not let you, will not let you
In-in-in-in-in,
No no no no no no no,
Oh Ali Bongo, Ali Bongo, Ali Bongo do a trick!

Beelzebub has stolen all my gribblieeess,
...gribblieees
gribliEEEEEEEEES!



So you think you can transfer my postings and then make me cry?
So you think you can POINTLESS my "Hello", it's just cos i'm shy...
Ooh, PHOENIX..
Can't do this to me PHOENIX,
Just gotta log out,
Just gonna log back in straght after...



Gribblies don't matter
Anyone can see,
But blackcurrant and cold water..
HOW DO YOU LOG OUT???
Tell meeeee....

Anything but Windows...