"Chuckle Stop!"

A distinguished professor of linguistics was lecturing on double negatives. As he neared the end of his talk, he drew himself up and declared solemnly,

"In conclusion, let me observe that while there are numerous cases where a double negative conveys a positive, there is no case where a double positive conveys a negative."

Whereupon, from the back of the room, arose a small voice dripping with sarcasm, "Yeah, yeah..."

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